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50 cheap excuses for billiards
When we fail a ball or lose a game, it is easiest to blame oneself an alien factor. Instead of being honest and admit that one has erred was us, often the billiard players throw more or less realistic alibis: that if the table that if the cloth , that if the taco that if the rival …
In today’s article we summarize the 50 cheap excuses most often used to justify the defeat in the world of pool. Admit it: you also have employed ever
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By David Muñoz
1. Is the mat runs too (little)
2. is that I’ve been covered when already had made
3. Is that the opposite has been very lucky and I do not
4. Is someone has gone ahead when flushed and has misled me
5. Is the embrasure spits balls
6. Is that white has made me a kick
7. If the table falls loose strips
8. I have made a blunder at the worst time
9. I have not entered kick ball
10. It is that I have entered the White remove
11. I just brand new taco and not domino
12. bands do not match
13. It is that bands no effects cojen
14. Is the pool looked like a pinball
15. I left yesterday party
16. I’m not used to playing in the morning
17. It is the opposite plays very slow
18. It does not motivate me to play against weaker opponents
19. I have been won to go for losers
20. I do not have time to train
21. I’ve done a lot of ties
22. It is a Retruc put me carambola
23. I remembered not putting chalk
24. It is that the opponent has left you all and my nothing
25. you entered kick me two nines
26. It hurts me (something)
27. I’ve relaxed when winning 6-1
28. I’ve gone from the game
29. It is that the opponent has played dirty
30. It is that the opponent has not sung a clear lack
31. I’ve gotten the jump ball but White has left the table
32. I am expert and enter them all fail the last
33. I have made a Snooker inadvertently
34. Is this table (Snooker) has very small portholes
35. I have touched a ball arm
36. It has done me three straight tacadas
37. I could not play my game
38. Had not eaten
39. I had jet lag
40. Is the public only encouraged other
41. Is the noise in the room decentralizes me
42. I had shrunken arm
43. It is the couple train leaves me everything I want
44. I do not think defenses
45. I have touched all hard bones
46. I would win although not classified
47. It is that the opponent does not feel when I throw
48. I’ve lost punteo
49. I’m just not used to competing
50. I just parenting
Losers make excuses, winners seek solutions. You know, if you fail or lose, be honest and do not justify your defeat any of these 50 cheap alibis . So you demonstrate your sportsmanship on and off the table.
By the way, what do you think of them less credible and more surreal?